getoffmybloghoe:

Wait guys I don’t know if I can smoke this weed, let me ask my mom first

(via pizza)

frosteethesnowman:

tumblr’s all fun and games and then you realize it’s four a.m. and you have three tests tomorrow and you’ve accomplished nothing and your whole life is a lie

(Source: kitteecat, via pizza)

• me:*sees food on dash*
• me:*groans*

dinnerpartydan:

That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.

(via pizza)

frenchsfries:

things to look forward to in the summer

• shirtless boy
• sHirTlEsS bOys
• sHIRTLESS BOYFS
• SHIRTELSL   EBOYS
• no school

(via karoukalay)

saturgay:

roses are red

corbin is bleu

if u dont like high school musical

im not gonna fuck u

(via pizza)

miscaitlin:

teachers put the ass in assignments

(via dancingwiththemermaids)

miscaitlin:

Life would be better if I had a mini fridge in my room

(via dancingwiththemermaids)

but m^{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}U_{UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU}um

(Source: lacunal, via worshipgifs)

-annoying:

mirror mirror on the wall what the fuck am i doing with my life

(via paramouree)

• *pencil drops*
• me:could this day get any worse

cokeflow:

call me old fashioned but 4 year olds should not own iPhones

(via rushings)